Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Betty White Death Watch, Day 342: Still Alive


According to my Google news alert for "Betty White," the feisty, almost-nonagerian continues to walk this earthly plain. Also, according to actress in movies of some kind she says the word "pecker" in lieu of other, less old-timey euphemisms for male genitalia. Further details as this story develops...

2 comments:

E said...

of all the cynical posts you've written, this is the cynicalest.

cold4thestreets said...

No, no. You guys (you and 'Pockets) misunderstand. I am undermining the curse by calling it out directly. Or as my crazy boss "Sean" is fond of saying in jacked-up voicemails to me, "No more pussyfooting around, C4tS...Let's crush these guys' skulls in the sidewalk."

As for cyncism, remember my orange bouffant.