tie die

i have an unnatural dislike of hippies. one of my coworkers pointed out that this is especially ironic considering that i grew up for the most part in the pacific northwest, where hackeysacks and treehugging are a way of life. i would say hippies rank below sci-fi and fantasy in my list of "things in which i have zero interest and actually kind of hate."

anyway, the laws of life are on my side. not that i'm literally wishing cancer upon anyone, but a shower sounds pretty good just about now, don't it?

the video doesn't relate to anything i've written. i just liked it.