"Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty." -- David Cornwell, attorney for accused rapist/Super Bowl hero Ben Roethilsberger
Look, I didn't go to fancy pants lawyering school. I went to blog school, after dabbling in a few culinary classes and clown college, but still, I know this: If you're going to craft a press release proclaiming your client's innocence, maybe you should neuter of it language that says, well, he especially did not rape so-and-so, thereby suggesting that in non-special situations, you know, shit happens, who's to say. Douche bags will be douche bags!
1 comment:
Dude. Douchebag is not the preferred nomenclature.
(http://oldfeminist.com/2009/04/12/is-reclamation-of-the-word-douche-possible.aspx) What a seriously douchey argument though, eh?
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