These Days, Even Rhodes Scholars Have to Pay for It

The only thing even remotely surprising about this story is that Vitter didn't use the occasion to announce his candidacy for the Republican nomination because, you know, being a fake-family-values, adulterous and/or divorced jackass is kind of like a prerequisite this primary season. I guess he's still got a lot more to learn--but, thankfully, he's taking lessons from a pro.