...because all your hope will rot from the inside and turn into despair. (Just kidding! USA is #1!)
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
iTurdBlossom
I have maybe two ambitions in life: to be a Youtube-approved MC and to own an iPhone. How can I make sense of the world when Karl Rove has beaten me to the punch on both counts? How can you?
4 comments:
whoa, does rove have a twin?
I just vomited.
That's Josh Bolten, Chief of Staff--he's not a twin so much as a jealous little brother.
it's not enough that they all think alike? now they're required to dress alike, too?
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