Wednesday, August 8, 2007

iTurdBlossom

I have maybe two ambitions in life: to be a Youtube-approved MC and to own an iPhone. How can I make sense of the world when Karl Rove has beaten me to the punch on both counts? How can you?

4 comments:

E said...

whoa, does rove have a twin?

Anonymous said...

I just vomited.

cold4thestreets said...

That's Josh Bolten, Chief of Staff--he's not a twin so much as a jealous little brother.

E said...

it's not enough that they all think alike? now they're required to dress alike, too?