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Monday, August 13, 2007
Because Chihuahua Tranquilizer Would Be Too Obvious
I can understand if your heroin-cocaine-ecstasy cocktail's missing something, you might reach for a little paprika, maybe some basil. But horse tranquilizer? Damn.
So, I've just been informed that Ketamine is the same thing as Special K--how did I not know that? Of course, it's not strange to mix Special K with your club drugs, your heron, your what not. Sorry for being so provincial! I've been in the midwest way too long.
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So, I've just been informed that Ketamine is the same thing as Special K--how did I not know that? Of course, it's not strange to mix Special K with your club drugs, your heron, your what not. Sorry for being so provincial! I've been in the midwest way too long.
you should def let the character & fitness committee know about your naivete.
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