separated at birth--hot but confusing edition

that new zoe saldana movie--columbiana or whatever it's called--this entire time i thought it was starring thandie newton. c'mon! they look a LOT alike.

separated at birth: british politician edition

ok, so this is more like separated by gordon brown, but don't nick clegg and david cameron look eerily alike?

separated at birth--the british edition

c4ts--happy birthday! hope you celebrated with a little rhubarb rhubarb golf prostate.

is it me or all brits looking alike nowadays?

future husband/tony blair michael sheen.


aaaand BP CEO tony hayward.

separated at birth - the genocide edition

aw fuck it, i can't get the formatting right. you get my drift.

just askin'

i keep seeing ads for this book on the subway, which made me think, what if honeyb morrison were related to nobel laureate toni morrison? well, both are nytimes best-selling authors...

Separated at Birth: There Will Be Paella

Genius, auteur, master of the masterpiece-undermining gimmick ending (spoiler! sort of), one-time paramour of the magnificent Fiona Apple, Paul Thomas Anderson, and newest LA Laker, former Memphis Grizzly, grizzled Spaniard, Pao Gasol.

road to the whitehouse: even more poorly formatted separated at birth edition

road to the white house: separated at birth edition

Separated at Birth: Ron Paul and Magneto

Magneto tried to foist his mutinous mutant-centrism onto an unprincipled and bigoted America in X-Men: The Last Stand. He had an army at his disposal and Uncle Jesse's ex-wife as his Karl Rove. He could bend things with his mind grapes.

Ron Paul's kinda the same, except instead of mutant-centrism, he's got a dog-eared copy of Atlas Shrugged; instead of an army, he's got fanboys with paypal accounts; and instead of Mystique, he's got, I don't know, a cabal of neo-Nazis.

Modelling for Lane Bryant

This is the most confusing Times headline I've seen in a while. What, they're trying to distance themselves from the Anna Nicole story now? Umm, yeah, there's like some inquiry into the death of a "model" or something, we don't really know. Anna Nicole was a model like I play wide receiver for the Redskins, Bill Keller. That kind of feigned disinterest might work if not for the fact that you guys fawned over this non-story like every other tabloid out there. Somebody needs to bulldoze the Times building and turn it into the biggest Lane Bryant in midtown.

ps --California AG (and ex-everything else) Jerry Brown and Joe Biden, separated at birth...and by a few hair plugs?