...because all your hope will rot from the inside and turn into despair. (Just kidding! USA is #1!)
Let's grow mullets in honor of John Hughes. And then let's find Joe Pesci and foil him -- in whatever he's about to do (get a venti half-caff?) -- with a series of elaborate traps involving marbles and paint buckets. Also, do you think we'll get through the year with both Betty White and Rue McLanahan in tact?
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