Monday, June 2, 2008

Abstinence Pants -- Like Coke Pants, But Without the Nosebleeds

These pants are totally ZOMG. When one of the pioneers of our post-war, American consumerist fantasy pays Nicaraguan children pennies and rice to make abstinence-promoting, ill-fitting leisure-wear, which in turn is marketed to our thrifty, lazy, totally insincere, criminally stupid teenagers, well, you know, we're just one day closer to completing Hu Jintao's apocalypse...

E, were these the pants Jeffrey Wright was wearing at the flea market?

ps -- Why does the Blogger program keep asking me if I want to blog in "my native Indic script"? E., does it ask you if you want to blog in Korean? And if it did, would you sing Blogging in Korean a la Stephen Colbert?

1 comment:

E said...

yes, bc nothing says abstinence like a message written across a young girl's ass.

c4ts, blogger sends me no such love. maybe i am a banana.