...because all your hope will rot from the inside and turn into despair. (Just kidding! USA is #1!)
Sadly, I made it to work. Turning over cars and breaking shit is more of a Maryland basketball tradition. Thanks for the congratulations. All my victories have a special place in my heart, but this one, I really worked hard for. I really earned it. It's like I always tell the kids out there. Never give up, practice every day, and drink your protein shakes.
oh my bad. i forgot that dook alums celebrate by not replacing the divots at the polo fields. champagne wishes and caviar dreams!
No, I mean literally that's what happens in College Park when they win. They set parked cars on fire. It's kind of strange. As for your suggestion, ridiculous. How are you supposed to get any hoof traction if you don't stamp the divots between chukkas?
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