Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Separated at Birth: Ron Paul and Magneto



Magneto tried to foist his mutinous mutant-centrism onto an unprincipled and bigoted America in X-Men: The Last Stand. He had an army at his disposal and Uncle Jesse's ex-wife as his Karl Rove. He could bend things with his mind grapes.

Ron Paul's kinda the same, except instead of mutant-centrism, he's got a dog-eared copy of Atlas Shrugged; instead of an army, he's got fanboys with paypal accounts; and instead of Mystique, he's got, I don't know, a cabal of neo-Nazis.

1 comment:

E said...

i finally have a comment on this post: do you think rebecca romjin is better off with jerry o'connell? i can't decide.