Showing posts with label Brooklyn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brooklyn. Show all posts

Sunday, October 28, 2012

hate respect


did you read this article about the two guys who started the brooklyn flea?  you really should.

i was just a hodgepodge of emotions after reading it:  jealous because they are so clever; impressed because they've managed to sustain profit while growing other entrepreneuers' businesses; and filled with resentment because it encapsulates so many things i resent about brooklyn, e.g., the precious artisanness; white people capitalizing off of brooklyn's "realness" and "coolness", aka, the authenticity these guys would never be able to generate independently, but probably is also what (reluctantly) brought me to this borough.

there's a reason why i don't still live in queens, aside from the complicated commute.

anyway, one of the two guys became the king of artsy fartsy brooklyn thusly:

As a vice president for hedge fund development at Merrill Lynch, Mr. Butler was so bored at work that he started a blog in 2004 to chronicle the renovation of his $1 million brownstone in Clinton Hill, writing anonymously. The blog took on cult status, and Mr. Butler revealed his identity in 2007, shortly after he left Wall Street (with his bonus) to make Brownstoner a full-time business. 

he and his partner were really strategic and smart when launching the brooklyn flea.  i mean, talk about synergy--the two used brownstoner to promote the flea to its thousands of readers. 

after launching the flea, they also created smorgasburg, a food truck/food stand haven in wiliamsburg.  now the two are partnering with whole foods to further promote those food vendors:

Last week, coolness made the reverse commute. The two men began a partnership with the upscale food retailer Whole Foods Market that will bring one vendor a month to the second floor of Whole Foods’ Bowery store in Manhattan. In February, a retail stand, also on the floor, will begin selling packaged items from other Smorgasburg vendors. The plan is for the relationship to continue in Brooklyn when Whole Foods opens in Gowanus and Williamsburg in the next two years. 

and in crown heights, they're venturing into real estate development, which will further promote their whole DIY food "brand," so to speak.  and they financed it through a mix of government and private funding.  

At the time, the $14 million asking price for the Studebaker Service Station, then being used for storing legal records, discouraged Mr. Butler. But he sought creative ways to finance it. His brother-in-law at Goldman Sachs gave him an e-mail address for someone at the bank’s Urban Investment Group, which seeks to invigorate underserved neighborhoods with reasonably priced housing and mixed-use properties.
“It was clear to us that he had a really great idea to transform the work he had been doing in the Brooklyn Flea, and he needed a way to take that way to the next level,” said Alicia Glen, the managing director of the group. 

To offset Mr. Butler’s construction inexperience and to provide capital, Goldman Sachs connected Mr. Butler with BFC Partners, which built the striking Toren apartment building in Downtown Brooklyn. 

In 2011, Mr. Markowitz committed $1.5 million to the construction of a kitchen incubator, provided the location was in central Brooklyn. The city’s Economic Development Corporation, which chose Third Ward, a creative center for freelance artists in Bushwick, to run the incubator, is managing the project alongside similar ones in Long Island City, Queens, and East Harlem. Construction is to begin in several weeks. 

In addition to the ground-floor kitchen and classroom space, the second floor will house office space for the administrative, creative and production needs of emerging food businesses. On the third and fourth floors, Mr. Butler is seeking Dumbo-overflow technology and design tenants, hoping to stimulate a changing neighborhood. 

Because the young professionals in Crown Heights will need a place to unwind, Mr. Butler and Mr. Demby, with separate investors, plan to create their Smorgasburg-branded beer hall in the adjacent 9,000-square-foot space, which will also house a kitchen for food vendors they select from the market. From the inside, it will link to the incubator, to become — pardon the expression, says Mr. Butler — “a real foodie hub.”  

now you see what i mean, right?  we've all been asleep at the wheels while these guys have been launching a veritable empire.  and they've been just incredibly smart about extending but not diluting their "brand," whatever the hell it may be.  

and now you're conflicted, too.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Skating Downhill with Wesley Snipes


Holy shit, people. Snipes' new movie is about to drop. It's not direct to DVD either; it's going to be in movie theatres! Also, what is the one thing I love almost as much as Snipes? Brooklyn. What is the best song Jay-Z ever recorded? "Brooklyn's Finest." What is the name of the new Snipes movie? Brooklyn's Finest. 

On an aside, do you think Snipes has any thoughts on that "bad apple" (read: not terrorist) Joseph Stack who flew his plane into the IRS? Of course, you do. Here are Snipes' thoughts: “I think [tax revolt] was an issue even for the early colonists and the British, so what’s new?” Snipes is a student of colonial history! It's weird how you can love someone, and then discover new things about that person, and love them even more. And here's an interview that Snipes did recently, and, finally, New York 1 thinks 20-term U.S. Congressman (D-Harlem) Charlie Rangel is Wesley Snipes (see picture above). Look, racism is totally not cool, but sometimes, just sometimes, it's hilarious. Why? I don't know. Maybe it's the bow ties. Snipes does Capoiera. He does not wear bowties. Come on, New York 1! 

Meanwhile, Lethal Discovery, my screenplay which will be turned into a film starring Wesley Snipes, has been shelved for the moment. The special effects technology that the narrative requires just doesn't exist yet.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

there goes the neighborhood

oh noes. if you thought you couldn't afford the BK now...but y'know, why not east new york? doesn't get much real-er than that.

in other brooklyn news: ikea's coming! ikea's coming! and sugarpockets, it appears that they are offering the new york water taxi for free.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Swedish Meatballs


Wow, talk about blog post explosion today. I must be crazy busy at work! Anyway, 'Pockets and I not-so-recently took up residence in a little section of Oakland that we like for many reasons, but one of the weird blessings/curses of our neighborhood is that we're about a five-minute drive from Ikea. This is a blessing because when we suddenly decide we should keep our pasta in tall air-tight, glass jars instead of the broke-ass boxes pasta comes in we can cruise on down to Ikea, grab a couple of hot dogs from the Ikea restaurant, and pick up said jars--maybe a stop at Trader Joe's, and still, we're back in time to watch Runway.

But proximity to Ikea is a curse because the convenience of it is slowly killing us. I wanted a picture of the Brooklyn Bridge to hang in our bedroom (needless trivia about us: the first time we met we walked over the Brooklyn Bridge to go to a party at a loft in DUMBO! ZOMG! Talk about capturing the wayward, early-20-something zeitgeist...)--anyway, like I was saying, I wanted a picture of the Bridge to put in our bedroom, and when I saw a nice one, framed, and affordably priced at Ikea, I bought it. Didn't think twice, and now I look at it, and I realize not only did I commit a crime against real art and sound principles of interior design, I've gotten sucked into the consumerist, domestic semi-consciousness Keanu Reeves warned me about. Do I deserve to blog still? Will the Internet forgive me?

Anyway, this was all a round-about way of saying that Ikea will either kill us all or put together a mercenary army of Viking carpenters, a ragtag bunch who'll be our only hope against the coming Chinese domination that I have warned against in these pages time and again. No, no. That's not the point. The point is this is a really interesting article about the founder of Ikea. Did you know he's cheap? He goes to bad restaurants? Drives a 15-year-old Volvo? Put together his Ikea furniture himself? Is worth $15 billion? Started Ikea when he was 17? Used to be a drunk? Probably is still a drunk? And, um, was a Nazi sympathizer? Anyway, fascinating stuff.

Update -- HOLY SHIT! I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE ABOUT IKEA FIGHTING CHINA, BUT ACCORDING TO THIS SELF-DECLARED FAKE BLOG, WHICH LINKS TO A DEAD REUTERS PAGE (GENERALLY, NOT CONSIDERED A FAKE SOURCE OF NEWS), THE IKEA GUY REALLY DOES WANT TO FIGHT CHINA (AND HE ALSO MAKES IKEA EMPLOYEES WRITE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE PAPER). OMFG!?!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Another One Sleeps with the Fishes in the Gowanus Canal...


No, no, that's not the title of Jonathan Lethem's next novel. It's just that sadly, our little Brooklynite who could, cannot anymore... The mink whale (previously and erroneously reported as a Baleen whale) that made its way into the Gowanus Canal met a sad end. I guess the hipsters get to stay another day. [Thanks to ace reporter smalldogarific for following this story.]

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Where Brooklyn at? Seriously, which direction?

When it rains it blogs, hunh? Smalldogarific brought the following piece of information to my attention (via NY1, home of the eyebrows). For years, Brooklyn has opened her arms to the the dispossessed, to the recently arrived. Hasidim have given way to hipsters, and now hipsters must give way to endangered whales:

Whale Spotted In Gowanus Canal
A baby Baleen whale was spotted in the Gowanus Canal Tuesday.

The U.S. Coast Guard says the whale, which was spotted off the piers near 22 Street, is very young, possibly pre-juvenile.

Baleen whales are an endangered species.

Experts from the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation were sent to assess its condition and help rescue the whale.

It is unknown how or why the whale traveled into the Gowanus Canal.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

A Day No Pugs Would Die

Over here at the Friends Club Retreat a question was raised that I think should be shared with the larger e-community: How much money would it take to get you to shoot a puppy?

One young attorney at a prominent New York law firm boldly stated that he would do the deed for $50,000 [correction: $5,000], prompting aghast looks from (among others) his devoted girlfriend of several years. So, assuming the following conditions,
  • That the puppy would die instantly,
  • That the event would take place in a world in which the act wouldn't be morally reprehensible,
  • And that the money would be used to advance the cause of human rights in some form of the other,
What is your price? Smalldogarific, I am particularly interested in your thoughts.