Stuff White People Like

You know, people always ask me, C4tS, what's up with white people? Well, I say, they're really into Napoleon Dynamite and Jessica Biel and Nantucket Nectar, and sometimes the males among them do this funny lip curl thing when they dance. But ultimately I just end up raising more questions. Now, though, I can just point people to this this blog. Numbers 69, 63, 44, 42, and 39 all hit a little too close to home. Am I too a person of pallor? Shudder to think...