You know, people always ask me, C4tS, what's up with white people? Well, I say, they're really into Napoleon Dynamite and Jessica Biel and Nantucket Nectar, and sometimes the males among them do this funny lip curl thing when they dance. But ultimately I just end up raising more questions. Now, though, I can just point people to this this blog. Numbers 69, 63, 44, 42, and 39 all hit a little too close to home. Am I too a person of pallor? Shudder to think...
Friday, February 22, 2008
Stuff White People Like
You know, people always ask me, C4tS, what's up with white people? Well, I say, they're really into Napoleon Dynamite and Jessica Biel and Nantucket Nectar, and sometimes the males among them do this funny lip curl thing when they dance. But ultimately I just end up raising more questions. Now, though, I can just point people to this this blog. Numbers 69, 63, 44, 42, and 39 all hit a little too close to home. Am I too a person of pallor? Shudder to think...
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at first i sort of laughed at this blog, then i realized that it's dumb. and no, not because it's racist or whatever. those people need to get over themselves. i think this is much more of a "stuff that highly educated upper middle class people like" than white people. because white people also like waffle house.
they're right on fusion restaurants, though. i can't think of a single minority who enjoys that garbage. also, i think this blog is written by a canadian bc only s/he would know who paul kariya is.
and c4ts, how can you overlook 44, 40 and 38? do white people like denial, too?
that 80s party one hit me pretty hard bc i'm going to an 80s party this weekend...thrown by a white dude.
i tried to urge him to throw an early 90s party, but that didn't fly.
oops, i meant 41. rather conspicuous omission, no?
Well, I gave the list only a cursory look, truth be told.
Also, I went to a play about gentrification over the weekend. I think this makes me an albino. Or at least Tilda Swinton.
I know who Paul Kariya is -- BUT I AM NOT CANADIAN.
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