A2, Brutus?: Frat House Hijinks Edition

We here at Interweb Detritus do have standards--cloaked in secrecy though they might be. We tend to avoid the scatological, the prurient, etc. But once in a while a story comes along that tests this policy. Such is the tale of Melissa, the wayward Eastern Michigan student who taught the boys at Pi Kappa Alpha a little lesson last week. Apparently, when frat boys wildest fantasies come true, all they can think of doing is to throw out the couches.