Thursday, April 5, 2007

Cutters: A Love Story

In honor of 30 Rock's return tonight and NBC's renewal of its contract, here are the top five scar-faced celebrities in Hollywood. Criteria for admission include sex appeal, bad-assedness and acting chops--the last of which of course disqualifies Al Pacino, for whom the only emotion worth committing to screen is primal anger/epileptic rage. Along with Robin Williams, he's one of the worst actors in America. Yeah, I said. it. Jealous? Feel free to add your own nominees in the comments section, but note, any use of the phrase "Say hello to my little friend" will draw the ire of the blog administrator and might see you permanently banished from future comments pages.

5. Jeremy Irons in The Lion King
4. Harrison Ford
3. Diane Lane (pictured)
2. Tina Fey
1. Omar from The Wire

2 comments:

E said...

i'm sorry, how could luke perry not be a part of this list?!

c4ts, you know the drill.

cold4thestreets said...

Wow. I had no idea. I guess I never saw past the sideburns.