So, this is the state of our country: Even Paris Hilton thinks the cable news networks aren't covering Iraq and Afghanistan enough, and those who should have been thinking about the gathering threat of terrorism in the mid-1990's (and America's nurturing of it) instead spent time and resources considering how best to turn enemy foxholes into a big, gay Real World Las Vegas. I guess it makes sense: Hating gays and hating Muslims for independent reasons is kind of exhausting; merging the two threats to Our Way of Life makes things a whole lot more efficient. But still, when did the editors of Mad Magazine take over the Pentagon?
Honestly, at this rate, it's just a matter of time before China or Google comes and colonizes us, or the Apocalypse strikes. Either way, thankfully, we all gonna die.
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