Friday, July 20, 2007

We all gonna die...

So, who gets nuked first today? Iran's the odds-on favorite--no doubt--but I hear Cheney has it in for Luxembourg.

Also, cousin-defiling, abortionist, cross-dressing, terrorism-fetishizing, firefighter-hating, Iraq-Study-Group-avoiding, coke-dealer-hiring squeegee-eradicator/absentee-dad-in-chief is making it a little too easy on me: Now, he wants to carpet bomb my grandmama's house. Wait, scratch that; he thinks we already are.

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